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The 9 Best-Worst Sermon Illustrations Ever Used

Facts & Trends - August 19, 2019 5 Comments

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By Russell Meek

In a preaching or teaching ministry, you’re bound to hear (or offer) some poorly constructed, cringe-worthy illustrations. Fortunately, we can look back and laugh most of the time. I wanted to hear about some “best worst” illustrations from people on Twitter, so I asked for some feedback:

What's your best worst sermon illustration?

In seminary I was talking to a group at least 30 years my seniors and I used an illustration from South Park. The more I tried to explain, the worse it was for everyone.

— Russell L Meek (@russ_meek) August 11, 2019

Not surprisingly, I got plenty of responses from pastors, teachers, and congregation members. Here are a few best-of-the-worst sermon illustrations people shared.

At a late night college service which rarely had families in attendance…I made a passing comment about how there's no such thing as Santa Clause…I broke the heart of a 4-year-old that night, and his mom never brought him back.

— Daniel Carpenter (@D4nielC4rpenter) August 12, 2019

Seemingly, college students often hear the most awkward illustrations.

Mine came during a talk at the college fellowship I was part of. The illustration was about how a dirty jar set under a running faucet will gradually be cleaned by the running water. Not a terrible illustration, but I forgot where I'd heard it: from the speaker the week prior!

— Joshua This Is Just To Ray (@joshuaray) August 12, 2019

Speaking to a group of college students, I was in the middle of a long and elaborate story about a father who creates an imitation version of Disneyland in his backyard when someone burst out laughing. I suddenly realized my illustration was ridiculous.

— Steven Crawford (@stevencauthor) August 12, 2019

youth preaching class In college a guy used the old preachers tale of throwing goldfish on the floor in hopes people would rush to save them. Trying to parallel our need to be moved to save souls.. none of us moved towards the fish and he had to stop and sheepishly pick them up

— Chris price (@Chrisprice81) August 12, 2019

Preaching to a youth conference on "the sins that so easily beset us" the preacher spoke of old sail ships being fouled and needing to have barnacles scraped from the underside of the ship. His punchline was: "Young people let me ask you, have you got barnacles on your bottom?"

— David George (@daviddaigeorge) August 13, 2019

I was illustrating hell by describing what it’s like to ski in a lake. How when you are immersed in the water is what it will be like to be immersed in fire. Then I said, “But you can’t ski your way out of hell!” My wife has never let me live that one down.

— Brad Newbold (@BradNewbold) August 12, 2019

Not mine, but I once sat in a whole sermon on how the Holy Trinity was just like poutine… you can’t split up the fries, gravy, or squeaky cheese, great as they are individually. (This was in Quebec, if you haven’t already guessed 😂)

— Jadie (@JadieOnTheRoad) August 11, 2019

Topic was selfishness. I used the example of how when a family sits down with a casserole, everybody starts trying to pick out “the best portion for themselves…even though all the portions are the same.” That second bit is tantamount to blasphemy in the South. Apparently.

— D. Bryan Rhodes (@DBryanRhodes) August 12, 2019

Which one of these is your favorite? Do you have any of your own stories to share? Tell us in the comments.

RUSSELL L. MEEK (@russ_meek) is a freelance writer, editor, and professor, and earned a Ph.D. from Midwestern Baptist Theological Seminary. When he isn’t freelancing, you can find him spending time with his (much) better half, Brittany, and their three sons.

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  1. Dennis Thurman says

    August 19, 2019 at 12:51 pm

    I was talking about how God shapes us. For whatever reason, I decided to illustrate with Playdough and not clay, so I boldly proclaimed, “When my children were small I gave them all Playboy!” I finally sat down and waited ten minutes for them to stop laughing. Now I don’t use any word that has play attached to it–not playground, playbill, playdough…none.

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  2. evalynn says

    August 20, 2019 at 7:50 am

    Preacher’s kid here, this is not mine (or my dad’s) but one of the worst I heard (but very memorable so I guess it made an impact). Talking about how people get baptized, say they want to follow Jesus, and then keep living life as they want or don’t live joyfully or try to grow, “Unfortunately there are people who go down under that water and never come back up. There is a big pile of dead bodies at the bottom of every baptistry — in this very baptistry — a bunch of dead people who never came back up out of the water.” He kept trying to make it sound less literal without losing the serious tone, but finally stopped and said, “It’s fine, it okay, you can come up here after the service to see it’s all clear we haven’t lost anyone yet.” This particular speaker had a habit of mincing his words and it was met with good humor for the most part.

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  3. Barbara Harper says

    August 21, 2019 at 3:43 pm

    Not a sermon illustration, but one preacher’s payer in college chapel has stayed with me for 40 years. He asked God to forgive our falling shorts.

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  4. Will says

    August 21, 2019 at 7:02 pm

    Once used “silent Bob” (Clerks) as an example for Proverbs 17:28. I’ve since resolved to omit movie references from messages altogether as most of my movie watching was BC.

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